i'm commander shepard and i do what i want. a personal blog where bree sometimes blogs things, either something of one of the many fandoms she sits at the fringes of or of something outrageously stupid, ridiculous or awesome.
the invention of the shovel was ground breaking
but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation.
IDK I’m still kinda hooked on the fishing pole.
I had high hopes for the vacuum but it ended up sucking
I’ve heard that air planes have really taken off.
Tbh fans have really blown me away
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
|mom:||go do this thing|
|me:||dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master|