homo-ween: firststarontheright: scarletandsilver: sageoflogic: that-spook-from-london: foodtrucker: the invention of the shovel was ground breaking but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation. IDK I’m still kinda hooked on the fishing pole. I had high hopes for the vacuum but it ended up sucking I’ve heard that air planes have really taken off. Tbh...
kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
futuresilverhedgie: doctor-whooves-and-others: paulinegrint: straight-befor-tate: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
when i turn 18
mom: go do this thing
me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
fuckyoutomhiddleston: If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down I just wanted everyone to know that you’ve all been truly wonderful people and it was an honor blogging with you all
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transbear: horrorpeach: crankyskirt: IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain. https://www.imalive.org/ Holy shit this is brilliant AMAZING. BOOST IT.
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rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST
shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: shubbabang: davestridersturkeygirlfriend: for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS
circumcisions: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: best-of-funny: onlylolgifs: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it X Now that i think about it I never once thought twice about why he was the way he was; he just was.
peach-hero: why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
ppauly: “Who’s that cartoon guy on your phone background?” and other spooky stories to tell in the dark
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.